DMX Has A $5000 Bounty On His Head

“This guy is a major annoyance to the criminal justice system. But we will track him down, and he will face a different kind of music in a court of law.”

Those are the words of Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio who was referring to none other than Earl Simmons aka DMX. Seems like DMX is driving law enforcement and justice officials crazy as he is consistently getting charged with crimes and pulling no shows when his court date arrives.

Those who remember his short lived reality series on BET may remember how his family and friends would have to literally have to drag the guy to court because he’d rather sleep in and face going to jail that getting up early and defending himself.

Recently, DMX has gone missing again and the AZ fuzz is not playing this time and there is a $5000 reward for information leading to the arrest of Dark Man X on charges of drug possession, identity theft and animal cruelty. Did anyone bother to check the local crack houses?

X’s attorney says that DMX is currently at some drug rehab facility.

Comment by paden on December 9, 2008 at 3:46pm: damn dmx leave them drugs alone so u can take your ass to court.lol

Comment by ThomasGrafics on December 9, 2008 at 4:51pm: Homey better act quick ni99az iz broke right now
aint sh!t for a snitch azz ni99a ...5Gz make em dial quick....
see what they did to Vick X wake up ni99a

Comment by Paypa Doll on December 9, 2008 at 6:47pm: WAT THA FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM...DUDE IS LOST!

Comment by dakid on December 9, 2008 at 7:25pm: I'm still a loyal X fan no matter what.

Comment by MUNCHY on December 9, 2008 at 7:59pm: man im in arizona at school and sheriff joe's a bitch and he is always tryin to fuck wit this man